This is the Headlines...

Well, today's Headlines were something to behold....or to start a bonfire with......
Nothing like a bit of positivity to come with this bitter southerly!

"Qantas has announced it will run no flights in and out of Sydney, Canberra and Melbourne tomorrow.  Jetstar  has axed all of tomorrow's flights. A larger ash cloud from the Chilean volcano could disrupt travel at Australia's major airports for two days, affecting hundreds of thousands of passengers."

Alas, talking to our airline, Delta (which I believe, like its namesake, was 'Born To Try') is still scheduled to fly (bless its rusty socks...) Maybe its the stubborn hard-as-nails Walkinshaw mentality, or perhaps the ignorant belligerence that comes with a few glasses of pinot, but am POSITIVE we shall be flying off into that ashy sunrise at 10:05 tomorrow morning, if only to be on time for our VIP Universal Studios Tour or indeed for the free backseat movies and free booze. Bless Delta for risking our safety for the promise of a look at the amphibian accordion which was the original Jaws themepark ride, and cheap free scotch. Smile you son of a bitch indeed...

Universal Studios VIP Tour



So, here we are, too early to go to bed (it will be 5:00pm LA time when we get on the plane), too sober to stay up all night. Tough decisions all round methinks. Maybe going and watching some infomercials will help me make up my mind. Either that, or I will end up with a 3rd Ab King Pro.


Each to their own I say, but we shall be updating you at varying hours, and varying levels of sobriety, whether you care or not, to give you the LATEST of ......"Tez and Mark's Most Excellent US Adventure"!!!! (aka Tezzy & Marky's National Lampoon's Gay Vacation....) :)

All I know it is going to be a helluva lotta fun....

So for now, adieu, to yieu and yieu.......

TW